Epic boom
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
lovingaugustuswaters:

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of only new followers

^

lovingaugustuswaters:

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of only new followers

^

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
what if Rob goes to the SWATH premiere this Monday?
me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee

fuckyeahlaughters:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

Get the Best Medicine here :)

I love how in movies and t.v. shows people can just storm out of class,

sodamnrelatable:


Like this:

But if I ever try to do that, the teacher would be like:

via sodamnrelatable

did-you-kno:

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